T.U.T. - Ultimate Challenge

OK, folks! Here we are! The first Annual T.U.T.!!! (Is there an echo in here?)

Ladies and gentleman, The Ultimate Tournament knows no bounds, no mainstream. If you eat, you compete. If you're golf game is sweet, you compete. If your Sudoku board and erase-free, in pen, and neat! - You compete! If you could have got your head shaved in a wrestling match years ago, and you got beat, you compete.

Whatever the game,
We don't care how lame,
We'll put you in the ring,
(That is unless you sing! -
Then take your ass on AI,
We won't ask why?

In our first round - Matt "Asian Cowboy" Shin annihilated the competition, Jessica Adam - AKA ... Ms. Kitty KC., and became the first of the five way cage match - with no rules, no pattern, no sense, and no point - but to simply entertain!

The Killer B's - Brad "Underwear" Haines, and Big Bo Brinson teamed up to win the worst karaoke contest in the Pine Forest Bracket, but now have decided to face each other in the five way cage match due to a difference in language! Well, aint that a fuckin' bitch! Welcome numbers 2 and 3.

Suzy "Sudoku Master" Herrera came in as number four with her astounding use of numbers - no erasers needed! She is challenging Underwear Haines Her Way in a triple threat situation. In her corner is Mr. Hand. (Mr. Hand is in my corner - but not that way! ; - ))

And finally, on the last wall of death in the cage match - Brian "Mr. KillJoy" Adam. Ms Kitty KC will be in his corner cheering him on as he defends his golfing title and the right to smack talk anytime. What's that? He says he already has that right. KillJoy is endorsed by the National Republican Campaign Fund.

And Our Judges today -

Jay "Vinny" Landers has years of experience. Vinny was present during the first hair match, has shared many challenges with us, and is a viable, normal person - which qualifies him to judge this competition. Jay works as a software systems analysis by day and does hotel maids by night!

Our second Judge, Queen Bri - "atch" Becker. Bri is the Queen, she teaches drama and serves up ass-whoopings all day long to kids who need 'em. Bri will me our Superior Judge - having the final say if our decsion comes to a tie or dispute.

Our Last Judge - Craigee "Di-"Vars"ity. Divarsity is a qualified smack talker and will be tallying the smack talk points during this match up. Divarsity owns his own company and is here because - well he owns his own company and could take the time off because - he makes his own hours.

Our Referees - Big John from the UFC, and Glenn - who will let us know when we hit below the belt! (joking Glenn - please keep reading! :) )

OK, here we go, get your voice ready to scream and cheer,
don't drop your pants, brother, drop the beer!
Rant and rave, but mostly enjoy the match!

Lllllllllladies and gentlemennn!!
Lllllllllletttsssss get ready to ruuuummmmbbbbbbllllleeeeee!!!!!1

Big John: You ready? (to Asian Cowboy who nods yes)

Big John: You ready? (to Big Bo Brinson who nods yes)

Big John: You ready? (to Sudoku Master who nods yes)

Big John: You ready? (to Kill Joy who nods yes)

Big John: You ready? (to Underwear who nods yes)

Big John: Let's Get it on!!

(what will happen?.... tune in for shot by shot details and analysis and later for the winner announcing of The Ultimate Tournament)