So it's been awhile......So the hell what.

Hello everyone, I know it's been ahile since I've last posted anything, and I'm not sorry. Jessica and I are now moved up to Kansas City from Springfield (thank god). It went fairly well, we got everything but Jess's old beater car. Any of you want to buy a car for one dollar? I'm not joking one dollar and it's yours. Anyways, now we have a new goal and that is to get the hell out of the parents house as fast as we can. I'm about to start school after not being a student in about 11 years, and I'm not sure I even know how to be a student anymore.... I guess I need to learn, wait isn't that the point of school to learn? I read that some where. So, Jess is no longer working for Hobby Lobby after six years, and she is kind of stressed and doesn't know what to do with her self during the day. I'm working alot and trying to get things going for our life to start here in KC. Right now too much shit is up in the air, with Jess out of work, school starting, and living with my crazy parents. Yes I do mean crazy. Just ask Jess. So, what else is going on you may ask......NOTHING! So good night to all, and to hell with all the shit.

Happy Memorial Day!!

Happy Memorial Day!

Jess, Brian - hope yall are all moved out!

Evreryone else, have a good day!!!

That show everyone Loves to Hate - and why...

Dun-nuh, dnuh, dnuh.

AMERICAN IDOL!

If ya hate it don't read further.

But, please, REFRAIN, from commenting, unless you read this through.

But this is to bitch about it, not hold it on that pedastool like those people who like the outcome, who buy the CD's of the artists.

THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
A contestant on American Idol, Chris Daugherty, brought some cool vibes to the show. He was a rocker. He did good, sounded good - but he was voted off in the final four. Upon news he was going home - he even handled it like a rocker. where most contestants start cryingand hold this fake "I'm glad for the trip" shit, Chris actually looked like, for a few seconds, he was going to kick some ass or destroy something.

How great it would have been to see him, upon hearing American Idol "voters" are a bunch of fucking pansies, to see him elbow Ryan Seagull in the face. The he'd jump over and kick Randy Jackson in the face a few times - (he's a big guy). He'd givde Paula Abdul a mean rocker look, and she'd pass out. Then he'd tale two step forward, two steps back, before jumping off and giving Simon a choke hold; a sleeper hold. As American viewers watched, Simon would lose his energy and drop. Perfect Victory. Besides, who needs that sissy crap when you got a rock career laid out in front of you.

BUT WAIT!
So you're one of the rare Idol contestants who has talent and is not a girl or a really gay-ass guy. (Besides Ruben of course). You're the anti-Clay Aitken. People actually can watch ou and not cringe. You sing a band's song better than their own lead singer does as everyone notes. The single you aced was a top hit on the charts! Fuel offers you a job. So, you really have it set. Way to go, .... but wait, .... you turn it DOWN?? Whatta fuck! Oh my God, .... you're gay! Why the hell would you blow a chance like that, I mean sure, most Fuel fans would turnyou over like a slab of meat on the griller; burning you at both ends. And Fuel would see it's demise in coolness just from having an American Idol contestant in it's group. So how do you get to that point without going through the deathening career ending grip of American Idol ? Just do lots of drugs, lots of drinking, annual or bi-annual rehab and treatment centers like all the other altertantive rock bands - ... and cover you're body in tattoos. (I'm getting one that says, "I love you, Mom!").


So there it is. Chris Daughtery - may have a slim - slim chance of coming back from turning down a rock band. May! But, I doubt it. Chris, you might have to get used to years of touring with Idol flash in the pans and overblown celeberties like, Clay Aitken. And since his type of crowd will be in the audience, and you're rock will be too provocative, yu'll be forced to powderhis ass in the dressing room, and you may lose your mind. I'd say, we won't blame you, but we would. What a dumbass show.

Favorite quote this year...

Reba McEntire at the ACM (Academy of Country Music) awards tonight about hosting the ceremony:

"I don't know why I was so nervous about hosting tonight. I mean, if the Dixie Chicks can sing with their foot in their mouths, I think I should have no problem hosting this gig!"

The question

Who are you?

Rule #26-2483-63

Be Nice Damnit!!

muligan

Whoa
whats that you
got in your pocket... !!!! ?

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God, i hope she doesnt think its my lighter

Mount Jessmore

We'll leave that to Brian!!!

Actually, the play on words was unexpected.

No offense intended!

Miss Ya!

I MISS EVERYONE!!!

LOVE, JESS

EEK!

Photo Shop 'n' Crop me..I want to see some creative things here people, but play nice.

Since I will be unemployed as of May 26th, 2006, and my nerves are begining to become frayed, frazzeled, scarce, insaine...I will recite a song that I know and love that you might find amusing to your sensibilities as do I:

Ohhhh,

Why do I need a job?
Why do I need a job?

My girlfriend's a stripper from Abaline.
She likes me to stay home and watch TV.
She likes to be rude.
I eat all her food.
She undresses her friends for me.

Soooo,

Why do I need a job?
Why do I need a job?

Yellow and Red Light Superstitions

I was a freshman in high school when I was riding with my neighbor and my sister to school. On the way there, he went through a yellow light, and he lifted his hand, swiped it along his roof and on the way down, tapped the dashboard , and he put his hand back on his side, and proceeded to drive like nothing was off or wierd. I wondered, and asked my sister later on. I was new to high school and didn't want to ask someone who would later become the quarterback for the high school team, Mark Eldred, in case a few of you are wondering.

Anyway, my sister told me it was a superstition, a good luck thing. If you go through a yellow light, you swipe your hand and tap the board for good luck, "So what about a red light?", I asked her. "You kiss your hand and tap your behind." I laughed in confusion. "Why?" "You kiss your ass goodbye! Hope you don't get pulled over!"

Since that day, I eventually adopted the absurd gesture for luck purposes. Some of you have seen me do it. Why rely on luck and superstition? Did you not read the reply to Bo's post where I layed out my driving record?

So what would I do in the picture above?

Furtunate....

Ive lived in Houston for 5 years now and still haven't been pulled over for anything. I drive fast, I run yellow/red lights, I use to Litter and drive with open container all the time. My inspection sticker was out for almost a year at one time. And I over accerlerate when the lights turn green because my hemi is bad ass. So I have not had the opportunity to to help any cops pay for donuts. Knock on wuud .How about you guys....?

Happy Mother's Day

to all your Mother's people!

(And to me! I don't know if being a step-mother qualifies me for this holiday, but I will take it on a technicality.)

Love and happiness.

Slow ticking at Stonecrossing

1:16 am
Watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" on TBS, don't think I'll make it through the movie. Not tired, not sleepy. Hungry but too lazy to go get anything and nothing tempting my tastebuds here. Thinking about my lazt night and crazy day.

1:16 am - last night
Watching "Mischief" - it was on cable, and they showed nudity. Cable has changed. Working on files for Taste Your Emotion website, but intervenously - whatever that means. I really should be in bed.

3:10 am - I think I fell asleep around this time.

6 am to 8 am - normies waking up and going to work. I'm dreaming again. lotta dreams lately.

9:30 am - this morning
woke up. Gotta finish the site. Showered. Out of shampoo, out of soap. Got out the laptop and began working on the background on the site. trying to draw an original background that still looked semi-professional. Wanted the rosey type background below but settled for rain background.

Rosey






Rain






11:50 am - I'm leading the meeting, but there is a newcomer so I'm saved.

2 pm - Met client

6:30 pm - Left clients' apt. Turned down eating with him and his wife because I m stressed, I've been staring at a screen for the last four hours. Tried to make it to night meeting, after calling Bo multpile times, I avoided calling him one more time to ask the street address as I walked back and forth down the street in a daze. I'm too out of it, screw it, I went home.

7:30 pm -
Spaghetti noodles with out pasta suace - just used a little oil, some italian seasoning, and a lot of parmesan with four pieces of garlic toast.

8 pm - full and tired. cleaned house.

9 pm - tired aad losing focus. vision is blurry, I can't read the tv guide that well. gotta a lot of stuff to do these next days, I should crash early, maybe read some.

10 pm - screw reading. I'm hungry for something sweet. Screw it, I'm gonna crash by 11 pm.

11 pm - Oh, look, "That 70's show"! I'll watch this and crash!

12 am - Oh, look, "Seinfeld"! I'll watch this and crash. I hate 2nd wins. Why do they call it a win, if you're losing sleep?

1 am - Fast Times at Ridgemont High! Cool!, I'll watch this and crash.

1:05 am - (Smoking outside) I miss the blog, I write this blog and crash. God, I'm only the biggest procrastinator ever! Geez! Napolean Dynamite, what a classic!


1:44 am - SHIT! SLEEP, ASSHOLE, SLEEP!
I'll finish this, have a smoke, and crash!
Man, I can't believe I'm posting this shit up for people to read!

Y'all have days like this?


1:45 am - commiting to the smoke and crashing. 45 minutes into movie, and I haven't seen any tits, dissapointed. What the hells' the big deal with this flick anyway? Turning off TV.


Check out the new site, http://www.tasteyouremotions.com!

Latest Project Done

Hey everyone, been bust finishing my latest site.

Check it out!

http://www.tasteyouremotions.com

It is a re-design of the clients original site. If you want to see the type of prgress, go to his other site,

http://www.tasteyouremotions.net

Next I am finishing up some logo work, then who knows what.

Talk to yall later!!

I think there is a market for this.......

Tipos felices de cinco de mayo ..........

Blogless

Hello, Hello, Hello?....

Is there anybody in there?

Hey You....

Can you feel me?

Swimming in a fish bowl,

...What have we found?





(Waters)