Posthumous Horoscope (Aries) - April 2009

Here's something new this month, you will struggle with finances. Oh wait, that's not new, you'll just react emotionally - every time - like this is a new problem. Mornings will bring you lots of grouchiness. You have made a decision to not go to your April retreat, and it's actually one of your better ideas - so the more you quietly whine inside about it - the less of a better idea it becomes. You day dream about money, sex, and finding your adoption papers. But in reality, your broke, horny, sexless and yes, this is your real family. Oh yeah, on a final note, it rains a lot this month. Did you NOT see that coming? HELLO!? APRIL SHOWERS? Duh.