This morning- I woke up, see-sawed myself out of bed, stretched my legs for about 7 seconds & took the first step of my day. Upon making it to my bedroom door, I had a slight moment of feeling bloated but when I let out that first initial blast of manly perfume, I felt better. Hell, I found myself walking better! Anyway...
As I'm walking down the hall, I notice the aroma of something strange. I thought to myself, "That...can't be me". It wasn't, it was one of my Cats' just stepping out of the Cat box with one of those classic "WTF" looks on her face. "Lindsay?!", I said. "Light a match, why don't ya'!", & she replied by throwing her tail in the air as she'd walked away from me. By the time I was done with my early-morning routine of getting myself ready for work, I just knew this was gonna be a slow day. Even getting online to check mails & blogs had posed itself to be a challenge. Was I drained, already? I got plenty of sleep last night, I think...'specially since I'd been all alcohol'd up yesterday at my cousins. That shit was great, though!
Now, I'm home from work & although I find it harder to type the books I used to, I'm here creating this blog post, trying NOT to seem like the little man on a Totem Pole. Many thanks to the moderator or...whatever you call them, these days, for inviting me. But the point of my pointlessness is that I wanna find out if it's just me or if Monday's really ARE the worst days of the week. It seems like they go so slow, for me. Are there any others feeling the same way?
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Hey Mr. Hand!
Yeah, I call those Thursdays, ... and Fridays.
Welcome to the blog!!
Hell, my day was busy as shit, then I get told that my trainer is no longer going to be able to train me on my job....Don't get me wrong, I think I can do the job..eventually, but I still got LOTS to learn.....
Thursdays- eh, BH? Cheeyit! I used to work some bass-ackwards hours, myself. I didn't know whether I was comin' er goin' er both at the same time with my third leg tied behind the left side of my MA-DULA OBLON-GATTA! Never again, fer me feller...'less it bein' that I have to. But that's a different story.
Two homo's & two lezbo's are off to go vacationing. Which ones end up making it to the airport first?
...the homo's 'cause they were already packin'! Bwa!!
Oh!, umm...like...no offense to you queers out there. Just a joke my cousin told me.
But it's at PAX!!
I mean "i"!!!!
At least PAX was three letters like ABC, CBS, FOX, UPN, NBC, CNN, TNT, TBS, etc.
WB is only two, but it works somehow, I think it's the frog.
So PAX goes with "i" Independant Television. which on a three letter ID would be, IIT.
That puts the IIT in CHEEY-IIT!
Cheeyit, 'das about right mah nilguh!
I'd post something just...totally out of whack, right now. I just can't think of anything.
...besides "CHEEYIT!!" :-D
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