Prayer for the Stressed

A Prayer for the Stressed!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays.

And also, help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the butt
I may have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember...

when I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are really getting under my skin,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to flip them off.

Amen