So, things seem to be getting better in my life....Today, I rode around with my GM and she thinks I did a good job ( at least I hope she did). When we got back to the office, she gave me a key and the alarm code!
I know I should be happy and maybe HOPE that they will hire me . I'm paying on some of my bills and I've made a few new friends, so should I embrace that?
As I stated in an earlier blog post, whenever I do start feeling good, life seems to sit on my face and let out a big fat turd!! (Ok, i didn't say exactly that, but you get the gist of it). I'm scared that if I do embrace it, something will blow up in my face (i.e., my car). Yes, I know, I shouldn't think that and I shouldn't have chosen my car....but anways.......
What to do? *sigh*
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Take the good with the bad. Life is a roller coaster, hopefully you don't get sick.
Drink until you drop, call your mother or grandmother and ask them to say the word, "boner", as many times as she can in 60 seconds, call up an ex and tell her she's a slut, call up an old friend and tell him your gay, then tell him your kidding, pee in the shower, park in a handicap spot, honk at school kids crossing the street, drive around with your bass cranking and make sure you creep, yo. Fart in an elevator, smell your armpits and scratch your ass at a salad buffet. Better yet, scratch your crotch. Girls, you too! Adjust yourself in church. Lick your plate at Olive Garden or Chili's.
Do everything you think is bad outside of work. Get it all out. Sabotage yourself. Feel like shit for a day. Then you know it's all good, go into work and you can laugh about all the crap to lighten your worries.
PS, if you do any of this, seriously, call me afterwards!
I need a laugh too.
Just be thankful you don't have to 'give it up' to the boss lady to move up in the world. Looks likes she's ready to screw you... with RESPONSIBILITY!!! Just sit back and take it like the rest of us. LOL =P
giving it up to the boss lady doesn't sound half bad.
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