Hey Matt? You still out there man? Did someone finally fucking shoot you?
Sure, you get shot, the rest of us have to put up with this life!
It's not all that bad. Sometimes, I get to go golfng.
OK, Not nuch point to this blog. It's late Friday night, I got home from work and I'm winding down. Too tired to stay up and too awake to crash. So I wanted to bug you fine chaps. So, I'll give yall some questions and updates.
Susie - Watch out sister, I'm finishing Sudoku in record times! They need a higher difficulty than 5. Like 6.
Jess, Brian - everyone wants yall BOTH to come down in May!
Jay - Howz' dem teeth? Fuckin hate root canals - and going to the dentist for that point.
Bri - 30 days left?
Bo - Hair match is on after ringing the bell on me again! You got weight, but I got age and insanity!!
Craigo - or is it Craigee? Man do I miss the Mel days sometimes. We should go pick up that old drunk again?
Matt - You're not dead I assume. So - wassup brother!
Everyone else - Fuckoff! Just joking - don't get your panties in a bunch. If you're visiting here, welcome. we all love you. But as you see, don't talk bad to us, we have very frail but very big egos here. We don't think twice to spit out "Check The Pizza".
121 Blogs! Wow! And you said we had no social life!
(...Who's "you"?)
OK, I'm winding down now, my crazy rants are over. For Now.
Qoutables:
"Surely, you must be joking!"
"I'm not joking, and quit calling me Shirley?"
What movie?
"AIRRAID! AIRRAID, YOU FRESHMAN BITCHES!!! AIRRAID!!!"
"Welcome to high school honey."
What movie?
"The price is wrong! ... Bitch!"
What movie?
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AIRPLANE THE MOVIE
DAZED AND CONFUSED
HAPPY GILMORE
Yes, yes and yes!
Matt??? Nah his butt is still around, and he always seems to be a bit buzzed each time I get a word with him. **We really should schedule an intervention.** I think he mentioned a couple of strippers from Treasures and Patron. ** as the Jerry Springer audience would chant, "Go to Oprah!!!" ** And umm, yeah Brad - that's great news about you solving Sudoku puzzles in record time, b-u-t... are you filling them out in pen??? C'mon don't wuss out on me!
Record time! That's al that matters!!
(Competitive side coming out here!)
See my next Blog - but give e a few.
" Do you like Gladiator movies...? "
Got one more movie qoute for you - this is a hrad one.
"Having dreams is what makes life tolerable."
" Rudy "
Quid pro Quo, Brad: " But you are, Blanche, but you are !"
OK, I'm an idiot - what's 'Quid pro Quo'?
If we're still guessing movies -
I believe that one is
"A Streetcar Named Desire"
Boo-yah!
You do something for me, then I will do something for you: " Tit for Tat."
Good guess, but wrong. However, I will give you a hint: It comes from a movie that is in black and white. The film has only two major stars in it.
JOW
Tht's beyond my age range. I give.
" A Streetcar Named Desire " was beyond your age range.
If you are a true movie affectionate, you should know this one.
More hints :
1) A female lead sings, " I'm writing, a letter, to Daddy,... "
2) Both female leads hated each other in real life....
O.K., if that one is too difficult for you, lets try something else....
" I've never had it put to me quite like that before. "
and,
" Your mind starts playing games with you. You start playing games back ! "
Last hints: First Movie: a wheelchair; liquor store home deliveries; an alcoholic, former child movie star; and, rodent a la carte !
Second movie: dinosaurs; a bikers bar; an attempt to make a phone call; and, " Tequila."
If you can't name these two movies now, you must remove your picture.
JOW
Shit I give. I may remove my picture, I may not, ... that's the great thing about being administrator of this site!!
CONTROL!!!!!
Poor excuse to remove your picture. Your picture is just fine.
Absolutely last blatant hints:
Movie # 1: Joan Crawford & Bette Davis.
Movie # 2: The lead actor was arrested, many years ago, in an Adult Movie theater. He pulled out and started playing with his " ya ya. " The latter in the same sense as The Rolling Stones' album: " Get Your Ya Yas Out. "
By Golly, gosh, dude. Shirley you can name the movies now.
JOW
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
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