#1 You know it's going to be shitty when...your dog won't come near you.
#2 You know it's going to be shitty when...you go to smoke it's your last one and you light the wrong end.
#3 You know it's going to be shitty when...you wake up and you have to be at work in 20 min and you live 40min away.
#4 You know it's going to be shitty when...you go to take a shit and your out of toilet paper.
#5 You know it's going to be shitty when...you go to buy a drink and the vendening machine at work takes your money and everything is sold out, and it won't give you back your money.
#6 You know it's going to be shitty when...you have to spend half the day with your ex-wife and ex-inlaw.
#7 You know it's going to be shitty when...you get writers block and can't come up with anything else.
#8 You know it's going to be shitty when...you have no tolerence for stupidity.
#9 You know it's going to be shitty when...you have to read shitty shit like this.
#10 You know it's going to be shitty when...(and here it is folks) you are alone.
8 comments:
Welcome to my world...has it finally happened, has Brian actually had a for real, no joke, honest to God, bad day?!
Unbelievable!
Mr. Sunshine (other alias of Mr. Killjoy's) it will be o.k.
You have enter into our world and welcome!
Well, it was a short lived visit to your guyes world. It was fun and I may come back, the service was great, the people friendly, and the food yum(it did have too much salt though).
hehehe.
Sodium is good for your heart.
Bad for 'da blue balls!
Now I may have to tell the blue ball story.....
There is no blue ball story!
Hear that everyone - no blue ball story! IGNORE KILLJOY! IGNORE KILLJOY! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! DNGREA! MELT DOWN!
BOOM!
That's great. You can keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.
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