How to Stop Smoking in 4o Ways

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1. Lie, and tell everyone you quit, and smoke in the closet.
2. Eat chocolate cake three times a day.
3. Drink lots of Kava-kava juice to chase down the antidepressants you'll need to take.
4. Pray for tobacco eating locusts to swarm the crops, so there will be no more PhillipsMorris.
5. Go to PhillipsMorris online to join their stop smoking support team of hypocrosy.
6. Knock yourself in the head into unconciousness with an anvil every time you go to light up.
7. Find a way to get put into a coma.
8. Have Mr. Smith sew your mouth shut like Mr. Anderson in The Matrix.
9. Unplug yourself from the Matrix and fall into the 'real world' where there are no cigarettes.
AND...
10 thru 40. Smoke until you die, I don't think they allow smoking in the afterlife.