Now, all three are nurses at some hospital out here in Katy. Well, like I said, Tony's an intern. Sergio and Jim are both Hispanic. Sergio's a few weeks older than I am and Jim's in his 40's, I think. Tony is a young buck all of 23 yrs old. Tony is a black guy, young and buff.
When I walk in, Tony's eating a plate of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and some Texas toast. After getting a drink and settling on a bar stool, I notice that Tony still hasn't finished his food. Now, granted, he started loading up on carbs (bread n potatoes) before starting on the steak. So, Sergio and I start harrassing him, badly about how much of a wuss he is b/c it's taking him sooooooooooooooooooo long to finish his food. One of the waitresses walks by and she starts dogging him for not finishing. Of course, it's the one he has a crush on!! So, while looking VERY VERY dejected, he marches on like a good lil trooper and finishes all but 1 piece of toast.
Again, Sergio and I harrass him for not finishing ALL of his food. Tony, being fed up with this, looks at me and states, "Man, I don't see you doing this. I DON'T THINK YOU COULD DO THIS!!"
After looking to see what time it was, I accepted his challenge and made a wager (if i won, he'd buy me a drink, if I lost, I'd buy him a big beer glass) that i would not only match him eating (c.f.s., mashed potatoes, and 3 of 4 pieces of texas toast), I would clean the plate, including the extra breadding that fell off of the c.f.s.!!!
Upon hearing this, Sergio attempts to try to stop his young friend from completing the wager. The waitress that he likes comes by and catches wind of the bet. She TRIES to dog me by saying that I couldn't do it. I come back with a wager for her, but she declines and sulks away in shame. :)
I did end up finishing EVERYTHING, just to show off. I even ate a couple of cookies about 5 minues after finishing my food, and a crown n coke!!! That next drink tasted even better.
Of course, about 15 minutes after I finished, the food settled.....ugh....
The moral of the story???:
You should never bet an eating contest against an Asian. We will usually win. Don't believe me? Watch the food network and see how many Asians win!! (i.e. the hot dog eating contest!!)
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:)
12 comments:
Man, I dunno here - Matt, I've seen days your eyes were bigger than your stomach! **Buffalo Wild Wings on Kirkwood and Westheimer comes to mind** Then again Texas toast and booze are nothing to 25 to 30 wings... Besides, you don't need to tear up anyone's bathrooms' (like I have at times). Moral of the story: Asians are cool, Canadians suck!!! =P You're quite a paradox... LMAO
... wait a min... Chicken fried steak, mashed potatos, toast, and booze?! Someone call Ripley's believe it or not
Matt Classic Story Man! LOL! I know you Asians can eat! Hence Sumos! Suzy - watch it on the Canadians suck!
I'm awarding you 3 1/4 Good Story Points.
Suzy, first off, when we go to Buffalo wild wings, I usually have a lot of iced tea before the food even arrives, and we sometimes do get an appetizer beforehand. That's why we always seem to get full so quickly.
And don't be knocking Canadians...unless of course, you're referring the ass whipping they gave us in baseball yesterday!!
Woohoo...points!! Can I trade them in for anything, like at the blood center? :) LOL
Hey, you coonasses aren't so bad!
I like my 'Canadian' friends and someone get me a steak. I bet I could eat more than you Matt...I was raised on red meat! Asians! Ha! Here's a full blooded Texan in the house.....
Dangit woman, either i'm gonna come up there or you come down here and we'll settle this!! I'm ready for ya! :)
...Saltgrass Steakhouse, on Brad!
I second the motion!!
Ouch, couldn't you just drop an anvil on me like everyone else? I mean a whole steakhouse? Does that include the foundation? You guys are so mean! Oh well, at least the steak will heal my emotional wounds and the salt - er - grass, the salt will cover my bitterness as I lay bloddy under a salt-grass steakhouse.
;)
or better yet, ..
Hmmhmm.
I CATEGORICALLY DENY THAT MOTION!
IT WILL NOT PASS!
IT WILL NOT PASS!
I'M BROKE AND HAVE NO CASH!
DON'T YOU REMEMBER I WORK AT PAX!
ER-ION MEDIA WHATEVER INCORPORATED KISS MY ASS!
NOW COME TO REASON YOUNGINS'
GET YOUR SELF TOGETHER,
DON'T WEAP.
YALL KNOW DAYS AFTER MEETING ME,
MIS ASS IS SO CHEAP!
Sublime, AsianCowboy, seriously, 1 point each.
Plus, 1 point each to those with any Canadian influence in the blood.
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