O.K., everyone knows that I am a native Texan to the bone, right? Well, aside from my adventurous vacation to Kansas City, MO before I moved to Springfield, I'm starting to really understand the slang. Let's review:
Boogin' -
Something really gross, like a disgusting salad recipie with cow brains in it; or a really skanky fat chick whose butt crack is peeking out behind the thong its swallowed. That bitch is boogin'.
Janky-
An event, situation, or thing that is so jacked up that is incomprehensible. For example, you move into an upstairs apartment, and the floors have pot holes underneath the carpet so deep you could twist an ankle and the wiring is so jacked up the light switch in your bedroom turns on the blender. This floor is janky! Briuzzzzzzzzzzzzlend.
Scketchy-
Although I have heard this before, they use this one here like they are saying 'dude' or something...flaky, wishywashy, questionable, ect...you get the point. Scketchy dude!
You-uns-
Short for you youngins'. This one irritates me all to hell. Thank you-uns. You-uns going' to the movies? You-uns give us a call, hear! Geesh. It's ya'll damnit!
Pop-
Damn yankees, no offense...but I'm sticking to soda...coke...ect...I'm not turning to , "Hey, let's go git a pop at thu Mac Donald's you-uns!"
For real-
I thought this one died in the eighties. Don't get me wrong, long live the eighties! But you should only have the right to use this one if you were out of diapers by the time the eighties rolled over you, for real ya'll! Get your own generational slang teenie boppin' slang stealers.
Motha' F#%ko's-
Enough said.
Lingo-
And Lingo...short for our generational slang termonology. "I've had it up to here with you teenage slang stealers using my lingo!"
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4 comments:
See hon, your getting the hang of it. Soon you will be saying warsh instead of wash.lol ;-)
No Way Jose! Keep it Southern! Ya'll is in the dictionary, that there's good enough for me, my wife, and our fifteen kids.
Jess, Classic Article! Some of our older bloggers - no names - are curious about the current language used. Although all that I have retained out of those is Janky, Sketchy, and For Real.
Some words I have learned.
Chillaxeling - Chilling and Relaxing. But not Hanging Out.
Hanging Out - You Know, Chilling, Relaxing.
On The DL - On the Down Low. Keep it quiet. Keeping a secret. Not blabbing about something. You know, what that Preist told you. Keep it on the DL. (Ouch, so wrong)
I got nothing - means stumped. Dupped. Lost interest. Nothing more to say. If used at the end of a cut down; quit picking on me. I'm vulnerable and I don't want to cry in front of you and this young lady I brought with me. It'll ruin my mac.
Mac - flow. skillz. Ability to draw the opposite sex towards you and not away from you or against you.
shut up - ability to keep my mouth shut, keyboard queit and phone on the charger.
Jess, +2
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