There is a distinct pleasure in tormenting and torturing your boss, especially when he is a boss of good character and is well liked by his employees. And what better day to roast your boss than on his birthday. So after tomorrow, if I do not have my job anymore, then you will all know why...because of the Masta' Plan.
Upon 7:30 a.m., my boss will casually stroll up to the store to begin his day, his birth-day. As he makes his way through the aisles to see if the night crew has done their jobs cleaning and straightening his store, he will open his office, flick on the light, and the Masta' Plan will be revealed.
I can see it now. We will hear the cussing down the hall as we approach his office. He'll be frantically ripping down the streamers hung with care the night before. Confetti poppers will be detinating one boobie trap at a time. All six members of the management team, myself included, will reveal ourselves to him in the doorway, cake in hand, serenading that dreaded song. Wearing nothing but our pajamas...
Wish me luck that he will take the Masta' Plan in stride, instead of sending us all home to think about how badly we want our jobs. We love you Crowder (that's my boss) oh yes, we love you.
Oh well, Carpe Diem! Especially on your boss's birthday. Muuhahahaha.
3 comments:
MsKitty, having had the benefit of being in the path of a birthday suprise, I wish your boss well and hope you do not have carpet there. You'll be cleaning that crap up for years!
Ms Kitty, +1 - Good Story, Good Plan. +1/2 - Good Day Point. -1/2 trying to reset the points.
Well kitty, good luck. If your boss is really a good character, he'll just threaten everyone on their bday. As for other surprise bday stuff...this happened at Time warner just before I was let go....
The other managers ended up opening her office, then covering her window with plastic wrap. They then proceeded to fill up the space between the plastic wrap and the window w/ confetti and other items to make it appear that they had filled her entire office with confetti!! Just an idea for another day! :)
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