I know you are a killjoy, but come on!

Killjoy you just need some inspiration. So let's have it guys, what will inspire Mr. Killjoy to give us prose? I know it is in him, and I challenge him to give us something to read that will make us laugh, or cry, or think about the very reason that we exsist. You don't need to be creative to have fun talking to your friends. Here is your canvas, paint boy, paint. Your head isn't empty. Capture a single thought and begin. Be open, be honest, be sincere, and you will not go wrong. Try this...Write about why it is so hard to think of anything to write. Don't think about what to write, just start writing. Then re-read what you have written, correct your mistakes, and re-vise. Bam! It's that easy. Don't argue with me, I know what I'm talking about. Killjoy, just do it! OUP! Zipit! ZZZT! Write!