From Salad to Battle Station

Keeping in lou with the porn references, does this tickle your funny bones fellas...geezsus...you guys are boneheads sometimes. You be storkin' to the east, strokn' to the west, strokn' with the woman, you like best (even if she is the hotel maid, and Brian you had better not get any ideas, its called a ball and chain, honey)...moving on.

So I'm searching for a good salad recipie...then I thought, oh wouldn't it be so funny if I could find an awful, repugnant, disgusting recipie to post and gross all ya'll out. Good luck with that! After about five minutes looking for something really gross, I came across this yahus blog titled, Iron Chef Boyardee. Give me a break. I borrowed this pic from the 'iron chef' . Thanks for the gross recipie dude, oh well...I'll make up my own and get back to youns later, skaters.