So We may have a new point tally game. This is open to everyone - who isn't getting any! Sorry, Jess, Brian, Susie, Bo! I think Everyone Else qualifies! Before you get mad, think: ..... do you qualify?
So who is the worst off? Is it the one with the less chance? Or the one with more failure? Let me sway the judges some. (And I guess the Judges would be all those Getting some - or have gotten any in lets say the last year!)
Last Time I had sex - all of it - Brian lived in KC, Jess lived somewhere in Houston.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - Astros had not yet went to the world series.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - MTV actually played some music videos.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - One color of M&M's had not yet been invented. - I think
Last Time I had sex - all of it - Low Carb Diets were not nearly as big as today.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - we had another president in office.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - 9/11 had not yet happened.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - You could buy gas for less than a $1.50.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - None of my nephews or nieces had been born.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - Survivor was in it's early seasons.
Last Time I had sex - all of it - Jeff Skilling, Ken Lay and Andrew Fastow were selling their employees on what a great company Enron is to work for, we even have 401K and retirement plans!
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ok..so, u haven't had sex, intercourse or any other type of sex, other than masterbation (which I don't need to hear about) since what, 2002?
I feel for you brad. Maybe next time you talk to a chick you should say your virgin. You can't miss, the girls will love you.
Let's see...the last time I got some was in 2001....which really shouldn't count due to the fact that she was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad that I couldn't even keep it up!!!
Before that was in 95.....
enough said
So would the appropriate award be, uh, the Booby Prize?
Matt, I am trying to recall, but I think I have you on this. I know it was in December, the beginning of December, I even know the day of December. But the year, I am unsure about. I know it was not 2002. Pretty sure about that. Jay, can you help me with this. It was that night we were talking about the other day. Anyway, it was either 2000 or 2001. I believe it was 2001. December 7, 2001. Do I win?
Killjoy, I'll give that a try sometime. I think I can act that part with a little method acting.
No, you don't win. My last time was actually in Oct/Nov of 2000. I can say this with certainty b/c that was the yr b4 my gall bladder surgery and where I was living at the time. So, you lose
Dang. Oh well, cheers and the best of luck to us both in our journey. Five years from now, our wives will be ribbing us about this!
I doubt that....but I'm not going to comment any further...LOL
oh my geesh...the virgin thing was my idea killjoy, there is no plagurism in this blog...
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