Bananas are the number one selling fruit.
Bananas were introduced to America in 1876.
Bananas grow on giant herbs rather than trees.
Banana leaves can extend up to 30 feet in length.
Beer can be made from bananas.
There are over 500 different types of bananas.
The average person consumes an estimated 33lbs of bananas annually.
Bananas are considered natures remedy for many illnesses.
Bananas have 4 times more protein than an apple.
The peel of a banana can be used to remove a splinter.
The peel of a banana peel can be thumbtacked to the underside of your bosses chair in hopes that a colony of giant green gnats form so every time he sits down, a cloud of bugs will swarm him in his office...is this unethical...should I take down the banana peel my co-workers put under his chair?
5 comments:
Naaw leave it! If they form into anything else, and disease starts spreading, well then ... you're moving to KC soon anyway!
They can make beer from bananas? There's a reason to start drinking again!
I've tasted banana beer before, and trust me, it is not the drink you want to drink when you start to drink again, which you had better not even be thinking about doing mr. man. You will have me to reckon with, and ask killjoy, that is not something you want to have to face...screw facing a hangover, plus the guilt and shame of you bridges breaking...it is me you'll have to deal with. ooooooooooooo.
LOL. I crack myself up.
No. Not really.
*sigh*
-injecting hand and playing lullaby with violin-
it's dead.
LOL! The dead joke lullaby! I had forgotten about that one!!
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