Your days ahead will be wide open with opportunities as long as your mouth is tightly closed. Watch out for non-verbal "I told you so's" - they piss off others as much as they piss you off.
Have a few nervous breakdowns this month - it's good for the bowels - get's all the shit out of your system. When you're done shitting on the pot (still with the potty humour?), you'll find that the world actually proceeded on.
This is your time of the year, and most people will forget that as they're waiting for their time to come. Happy Birthday fucko, you'll have to work all day but come home grateful to be alive. Did I mention you're still alone?
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