You will find February to be a month of emotional ups and downs. Not the smooth peaks and valleys of normal emotional wellness, but more like plummeting down steep jagged cliff lows complemented by hot air balloon rides where the air is so thin you can't breath highs. Simply put, your family will think you have lost your damn mind.
Valentine's Day will not bode well this year, as you will be at the bottom of that emotional cliff in a deep ravine with two broken legs, but fortunately your lover is there to kick your ass into gear and get you moving again. Also, a weekend marathon of eighties movies will calm your nerves.
Nurturing as you are Cancer, you find this to be a hard task this month. The child in your life will be lucky to escape alive.
Spend time this month being creative to celebrate someone you love who is far away...even though the green afro-wig, homemade pickle band-aid magnets, and handmade pop-up birthday card, featuring this certain loved one disco dancing on a giant cupcake with a bobbling head, will not be as funny to them as it was to you. This will send you back into the ravine....
On a high note, *gasp gasp*, your spouse will become blessed with a potentially lucrative career opportunity, and you will have desperate hope that this is the break you have been waiting for a very, very long time now...and all your happiness and all your dreams become hindged on whether or not this opportunity will pan out. As a Cancer, your need to put all your eggs in one hot air balloon will put cracking pressure on your loved one to succeed.
Good luck next month!
5 comments:
fuckin loved it!!
I mean the horoscope, not the fact that your loved ones didn't find the wig and such as funny as you did.
that there's funny, I don't care who you are!
thankyou, thankyouvery much...hallways are niiice...
we're in the hallway dude!
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