Posthumous Horoscope (Aries) - Feb 2009

As an Aries, you are hot-headed and egotistical, don't let this get you in troubled waters in your workplace. Valentines Day brings you a horny older companion that may rub their breast on you for half an hour because you asked them to dance, go out for a cigarette and don't come back the same way. Your transportation troubles continue to bring you grief, misery, frustration and confusion. As an Aries, you are hot-headed and egotistical, once again, don't let this get you into troubled waters in your workplace - dumbass. Remember, an all day marathon of The Biggest Loser is not considered a constructive day. To drop you Aries' a little slack, you will find the month went by quicker. You are an adult child and an alcoholic - your acceptance comes form nowhere else but within yourself.