Thursday, July 05, 2007

Grandma's boyfriend

Here's a lil jokey joke for your friday! hope you enjoy it!!

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your
Grandma home?"The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom
bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

Now, that is funny.....I don't care who you are!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I liked that one, the funny man is back

matt said...

I try my best!! I do accept tips...:-)