Here are a couple my recent "What the fuck ...?" moments.
Today I was watching a trailer on TV that said,
"Three friends will make a pact .... and one of them will betray them all."
My thought was - "All? You mean the other two?. What the fuck? That's almost as dumb as saying, "Two friends take a dangerous journey. And one of them will betray them all."
My second "What the fuck ...?" moment came often as I had it once in reaction to a country song, and have had it a few times since. The "What the fuck ...?" moment has degraded, but it still makes good for a "What the fuck ...?" moment. In this song by a country artist, Brad Paisley, he sings,
"I want to kiss you, under the moonlight. I want to check you for ticks."
... "What the fuck ...?" I for sure as hell don't want to kiss any chick I have to check for ticks. Either there's something really wrong about her or my dating circle is just all sorts of fucked up!
Y'all got any "What the fuck ...?" moments?
3 comments:
I've got a couple, but I'd rather not share them...LOL
hey, i like that song by brad paisley. the tick reference is an underline sex thing.
O.K., I have just spent the last ten minutes trying to think of a good whadafk moment...I GOT NOTHIN!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go check the pizza. And my cat--for ticks.
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