The story of Me, Myself, & I...

It stinks in here. I think Lindsay (my cat) farted.

Woops! Sorry 'bout that, was gettin' off into a tangent. ::chuckles::

There was this feller named Me, see? Me likes roses. Me likes'em 'cause they're so purrty. But one day, Me stepped in a puddle of water while walkin' the block around'er two & got all muddied up. So Me, then, went o'er yonder to the neighbor's house. Out walked ol' Myself...

Myself was in a bad mood. Apperently, the day wadn't right & Myself just had a chip on the ol' shoulder from it all so Myself came on out to try'n talk it over with Me.

"Son of a bitch, Me! Ya ain't gone guess what happened to yers truely today!", Myself'd expressed. "Had a talk with muh' lawyer & it seems I owe the bank damn near $500!"

"Ya don't say!", replied Me. "That cheeyit's funny 'cause I had to call a feller, today, from werk about his $500 he owed my bank! Recon that was you??!"

"Well, dudn't that beat all!!", Myself expressed, rather loudly.

Just two houses down, another neighbor heard the ruckuss & decided to throw an ear out the winder for a listen. But upon doin' so, the winder seal snapped & I fell through with a loud crash & a bang. About that time, Me & Myself looked up abruptly at the noise & was taken back by the grand adieur brought on by their talented 3rd-door neighbor.

"Hay, whatchy'all out here fussin' about!?", as I stood from the debris, shaking a leg to releases some minor shards from his new Ranglers. "Hot damn, I can hear y'all all the damned way to the kitchen, y'all so loud!"

"Oh nuthin', I, go back in the house!", yelled Me. As he'd done so, he'd grabbed Myself by the arm & darted off towards the front door of the house, gesturing to I a quirky brow.

As Me & Myself disappeared from sight, I went to get in the car to go to the store because this blog post makes no friggin' sense. Ha!

LOL! You mean you actually thought I was gonna type out a story? Seriously!? Do you honestly think I have the patience for that? LOLOL!!! But now that I've got you reading, I hope all of you are having good days & better nights. Check The Pizza's an awesome place to be so y'all give a big ol' well-rounded applause for the man that made it happen. You've got our support, Rightie!!

Err, I mean...Brad! Yeah... ;-)