Oh Little Piggy O' Mine

"This Little Piggy

Had None, and

Squealed

WeeWeeWee

all the Way Home!"

(my bank account)
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Dear Whoever the F##k cares,

Why do things,(life, love, and laughter) have to be so....my apologies for the vulgarity, Bo...GD F**k'n, over ridiculously, unbelievably, and intolerably frickn' complicated!? And don't even answer my cynically connotated rhetorical question with: 'life wouldn't be interesting without challenges' or 'it's not that bad, it could be worse, you should be grateful, look on the bright side...' Here is the bright side of my big fat white shining ASS!!!

Don't mess with me.

I am from Texas.

And I believe in the right to complain, and have a bad day.

So bite me and the horse I rode out on!

Signed,

The Princess


Post Script: I will explain the balloons later, which is a great tale, but now I have to go wash my hair.