Dear Tech Support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no

avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:

"I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and

don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works

as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications

Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above

application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,

Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 it is a very bad program that

will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT

install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will

eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support