Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Just "Checking"

I checked the pizza but didn't find anything. Just some old chest hairs; a tube of lip gloss, & a half-eaten pepperoni. That's like sittin' down on the couch to a game & finding a nickel buried beneath your cushion. The nickel may be all worn out & it may smell like crusty @$$, but at least you're 5 cents richer! :-D

I currently have a head ache, this sharp pain in my a-double-s; yet, life could be worse. My name could be Richard Simmons & I could be sweatin' to the Ice Age. But that ain't the case...thankfully.

It seems like everytime I get on this thing, I've got nothing to say. All this crap going on in my mind; all the sheeyat I'm going through & undertaking in MundoTribe...but, blah. Tell me, Dr. Phil, am I really crazy like they say?...am I having another pre-menapausal episode? Even on MySpace, I'm not that active. Oh well...

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone blogged up a suicide note?

I got put down by an old lady at HEB, just the other day. I was on the phone with a vocalist & I hear this "So cryptic!" whispered behind me in the line. I was inclined to do one of my Tekken-style Dragon Kicks but...I reminded myself she was just an old fart & kept on with my conversation with the vocalist.

I think we're about to be on KPFT. Last I heard, they've wanted us for an interview for over a month, now. It sucks that my bro's out of the country or we could tackle that like yesterday. He's down in Guatemala assisting in the production of that movie, "La Llarona". It's an expensive indie-flick one of our industry friends is producing & directing. We were graciously asked to write & compose the score (awesome $hit!). My boy, though- he'll be back on the 14th of November, then we got that Via Colori gig in the 18th at downtown's Sam Houston Park. I think after that's when we can get a final mastering date for the CD. Yay!

Aside from holding the fort down for my friend & co-partner & training a new crew for the project, I really ain't doin' much of anything. I get out almost every other weekend to get drunk with my cousins, or to catch a flick...but with work, these new developments in the band, & all these holidays coming up, ain't really much time for much else.

I should call my brother & see if I can reserve a weekend at his in-laws' Deer lease. I don't like to hunt but I DAYUM sure love the scenery, especially with my Cannon AE-1 fully-manual camera with telephoto lens! I need to buy a tripod for that crap, though. Thing is, they don't sell Tripods like they used to. These days, they're all mostly made of cheap, breakable plastic- nothing like how they were made 20 year or so ago. Ah, well...make due, I guess.

If you're a guy, maybe you can answer this. If you're sittin' at a bar havin' yourself a beer & this Hindu chick with one of them red dots on her forehead comes up & starts to hit on you, what do you say when she asks you "Looking at anything in particular?"?

One of these days, I'm gonna load up on Enchilada's & milk; take a drive to the tallest downtown office building, & spend the whole morning & mid-afternoon riding the elevators.

Okay, I'm done with my crap. Have fun, y'all!


Mista' Hand

3 comments:

bh11702 said...

Mr. Hand!! Good to hear from you. I was checkinng mySpace and thought about going to blogger to check the pizza. Man, really gotta clean out that oven.

Question. It's oven cleaner, but it doesn't really clean the oven. I mean, if you have crumbs and old pepperoni pieces on the bottom, and maybe some grease around, does it clean that .... nevermind, I was thinking about the self cleaning oven. Oven cleaner is the stuff you spray, then wipe up al that hit with a paper towel.

Wouldn't worry about not having much to say. You'll have even more next time. ??

Not making much sense either. Thought I'd come on here and talk to myself. Nice to know others re here too.

Looking forward to hearing from yall. Take Care.

Jason Hand said...

Oven cleaner?? Sounds like that greasy stuff I use to spice up my Saturday nights!

You wanna talk about making no sens, here's one for you- ever told a ghost story to a dead person? :-P Or even- ...ever went to the Proctologist to have your teeth clean? (I had to think about that one.)

bh11702 said...

lol.