Dun-nuh, dnuh, dnuh.
AMERICAN IDOL!
If ya hate it don't read further.
But, please, REFRAIN, from commenting, unless you read this through.
But this is to bitch about it, not hold it on that pedastool like those people who like the outcome, who buy the CD's of the artists.
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
A contestant on American Idol, Chris Daugherty, brought some cool vibes to the show. He was a rocker. He did good, sounded good - but he was voted off in the final four. Upon news he was going home - he even handled it like a rocker. where most contestants start cryingand hold this fake "I'm glad for the trip" shit, Chris actually looked like, for a few seconds, he was going to kick some ass or destroy something.
How great it would have been to see him, upon hearing American Idol "voters" are a bunch of fucking pansies, to see him elbow Ryan Seagull in the face. The he'd jump over and kick Randy Jackson in the face a few times - (he's a big guy). He'd givde Paula Abdul a mean rocker look, and she'd pass out. Then he'd tale two step forward, two steps back, before jumping off and giving Simon a choke hold; a sleeper hold. As American viewers watched, Simon would lose his energy and drop. Perfect Victory. Besides, who needs that sissy crap when you got a rock career laid out in front of you.
BUT WAIT!
So you're one of the rare Idol contestants who has talent and is not a girl or a really gay-ass guy. (Besides Ruben of course). You're the anti-Clay Aitken. People actually can watch ou and not cringe. You sing a band's song better than their own lead singer does as everyone notes. The single you aced was a top hit on the charts! Fuel offers you a job. So, you really have it set. Way to go, .... but wait, .... you turn it DOWN?? Whatta fuck! Oh my God, .... you're gay! Why the hell would you blow a chance like that, I mean sure, most Fuel fans would turnyou over like a slab of meat on the griller; burning you at both ends. And Fuel would see it's demise in coolness just from having an American Idol contestant in it's group. So how do you get to that point without going through the deathening career ending grip of American Idol ? Just do lots of drugs, lots of drinking, annual or bi-annual rehab and treatment centers like all the other altertantive rock bands - ... and cover you're body in tattoos. (I'm getting one that says, "I love you, Mom!").
So there it is. Chris Daughtery - may have a slim - slim chance of coming back from turning down a rock band. May! But, I doubt it. Chris, you might have to get used to years of touring with Idol flash in the pans and overblown celeberties like, Clay Aitken. And since his type of crowd will be in the audience, and you're rock will be too provocative, yu'll be forced to powderhis ass in the dressing room, and you may lose your mind. I'd say, we won't blame you, but we would. What a dumbass show.
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3 comments:
Yes, he say's it all wha a dumb ass show. But, and you knew there was a BUT coming, YOU STILL WATCH THIS SHITTY SHOW! So, what does that say?
You guys are so closed minded. It is the closest show to reality of all the so called reality shows out their, especially survivor.
Open your minds.
McPhee is a hottie, extremely hot.
Chris is a crack head.
Brad I wonder, did you vote for your rocker dude to win?
Bo, no doubt McPhee was hot.
As far as my vote, there was none.
I thought Chris was cool, but think he'll not turn out like he could have had he not passed on Fuel so quickly. Frankly, I feel for the guy.
As far as the show, I watched mostly the last 10 minutes of the show on Wednesdays out of curiosity. I finally watched one of the performance nights on the Tuesday finale night and I was let down. They weren't that great. I had seen a few shows earlier in the season and watched Eloit, Chris and thart small black chick sing. This was the first time I had seen Taylor or Kathryn sing, I expected more from a finale.
And Paula, she's got a seat at the Nooners waiting on her.
All in all, really don't give a crap, but there's not much else to talk about these days.
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