Igloos are fun too

I have decided that I do not like driving in snow. This morning I had to go to work and was making good time. I had already sluffed off the five inches of snow on my car, let the engine warm up, and defrosted the windows. (this was after I put on five layers of clothing) And off I go to a good day at work. Yeah right!

For fifteen minutes I tried to back out of my parking space and was goin' no where. Forward, backward, forward again.

(Above: Jess building igloo)

I could not get over this giant chuck of ice behind the tires. So I sat and thought, what do I do? I had'nt the slightest idea on how to get out of that parking space, so I just sat there on that big slab of ice. I was just about to give up and call my boss and cry. Skipping work wouldn't be so bad. I'll just stay home and build an Igloo.

Just then, the neighbor came out, saw me in distress,

and says, "Hey, you're sitting on solid ice!" Well, no shit Sherlock!

He had to push my car as I was reving it in reverse to get me outa there.

I don't know if I will ever get used to winter and ice and snow.

Just think of me when you sons of bitches are wearing shorts, swimming at the cool pool,and basking in the warmth of the miday sun. Humm. Ice sucks!